S'mores Anyone?
This might look like a new technique in doggy skin care...
I am thickening the plot for an event, which I like to call "A Missouri Moment." The Missouri Moment is defined as a brief or extended period of time where a series of crazy, never before witnessed set of events unfold before my very eyes which fills my being with a combination of wonder and terror. This event includes the time Human Resources stepped on what he thought was an ant hill and five minutes later realized, after he started scratching his legs, that he had stepped in a recently hatched pile of hungry ticks, which wasted no time crawling up all over his legs and began preparing for their first feast. Hundreds of them! Or, the time that we were picking wild raspberries and Taffy woke up a skunk and sent it running through the bushes out into the open where we were - PEEEEYOOOy! And the tent caterpillars which fell from the walnut tree... And the time our house got hit by lightening and the time when the power went out at the house on the north side of the property and and while we were waiting for the power guys to come and find the problem we discovered it ourselves... A young coon had climbed up the power pole and played with some of the wires and connections... I think I have a picture of this one....
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Animated movies did us a great disservice by teaching us that some rodents are cute, darling, sing, dance and do your dishes while others are evil and not to be trusted. I would move from my list of darling dish-doers to the evil not to be trusted list raccoons and squirrels.
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