Commentary From the Two Year Old

Her (pointing to her picture on my blog): Dats Gay-see (translation: I'm the Queen and don't forget it).

Me: What are you doing?

Her: Weaw-ing a coat. (Translation: Duuuh! What do you think I'm doing)?!?

Me: Hmmmm. Wearing a coat. Very interesting. It looks like you are not a happy little girl.

Her: Dats Hanky Gay-see (translation: I'm the cranky Queen! Not a little girl. I warned you not to forget it. Now you've really asked for it)!